Landing Stripped: 8 Grounded & Abandoned Spaceships



Pitch Black Spaceship


Even if you’ve never visited Coober Pedy in southern Australia, you probably have seen it via your movie or TV screen. The inhospitable desert wasteland lies in the heart of OZ’s opal mining country and the otherworldly setting has been featured as a film location for Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, Red Planet, and Pitch Black to name just a few. The latter flick featured the above wrecked spaceship, bought about a dozen years ago by a local shop owner after filming was completed.

While the Pitch Black spaceship prop has held up remarkably well thanks to the Outback’s arid conditions, those who feel tempted to have themselves photographed in front of it should advise their camera-person to ensure the “SHOWERS & TOILETS” sign doesn’t photobomb the shot.

Oklahoma Cement Mixer Space Capsule


Construction crews hard at work building a bridge over Oologah Lake near Talala, Oklahoma in 1959 couldn’t believe their eyes when the driver of a cement mixer loaded with liquid cement lost control of the massive vehicle. As he swerved off Winganon Road, the truck overturned and it wasn’t long before the cement inside began to harden. The truck was salvaged, mostly… the now solid cement-filled bell was too heavy to shift and has remained in place for over a half-century.

Pranksters have painted and otherwise decorated the mixer a number of times over the years; a recent redo occurring just after 9/11 when it was painted patriotically in the American flag’s stars and stripes. The latest extreme makeover dates from late September of 2011 when Barry & Heather Thomas used canning lids, garden hose and other household items to transform the mixer into a NASA space capsule as a way of celebrating their 5th wedding anniversary. Kudos to Flickr user Arkomas for posting the above cool pic.

Buran Buran


In post-Soviet Russia, Earth crash on spaceship! On May 12th of 2002 the hangar housing Buran, Russia’s only space shuttle to be launched into orbit and land successfully back on Earth, collapsed during a severe storm. Eight workers lost their lives in the accident and the shuttle was destroyed. Not many know, however, that Buran was only the first of FIVE Soviet shuttles completed or under construction when the program was cancelled in 1993. The second shuttle was named Ptichka; the third was named Baikal.

In October of 2004 Baikal, estimated to 30-50% completed, was moved from its hangar at the Tushino factory to an open-air car-park where it spent the next 7 years protected only by flimsy tarpaulins.

The curious image above dates from late June of 2011, when the fuselage of Shuttle 2.01 Baikal was floated down the Volga river by barge. Its ultimate destination was the MAKS 2011 international air show, which took place from August 16th through 21st at Zhukovsky town near Moscow. We don’t think that’s Russian president Vladimir Putin in the image above, returning from a bathroom break to resume towing the barge downstream, but we could be wrong (and we wouldn’t be surprised).

The Altai Spaceship Graveyard


Back back back to the former USSR we go, specifically the relatively unpopulated Altai region of Kazakhstan downwind of the Baikonur cosmodrome, where the former Soviet Union and now Russia launch rockets into space. For decades, spent stages and entire failed spacecraft have been raining down upon the Altai region. Most of the wrecks are scavenged by natives of the region who see the metal fallen from the sky as a free and useful unnatural resource.

Among the crashed and abandoned spacecraft and parts scattered across the windswept plains are several Soyuz spacecraft from aborted launches. Locals compete to be the first to salvage/scavenge the metal, often arriving while the components are still burning. This is extremely dangerous for a number of reasons, the main one being the toxic and carcinogenic nature of rocket fuel residues.

Planet of the Apes ANSA Capsule


The first entry in the enormously successful Planet of the Apes film franchise was shot on location in 1967 at Malibu State Park in California, which makes the ruined Statue of Liberty Taylor (Charlton Heston) stumbles across at the film’s end seem even more out of place. The park was also home to the famous “Fox Ranch” where 20th Century Fox stored used (and often reused) movie props including the dart-like ANSA spacecraft “Icarus” that brought the human astro-, er, Ansanauts to the apes’ world.

The prop spaceship appeared to sink into the sea in the first film but was dried off, modified, and splashed down once more (on land, ouch!) for the second film in the franchise, Beneath the Planet of the Apes, in 1970. In between, the prop spaceship made an appearance in another 20th Century Fox film, The Illustrated Man. By 1975, the much-worse-for-wear prop was retired permanently to the Fox Ranch and was presumably scrapped for its metal value when Fox returned the property to the State of California.

Planet of the Apes’ CALIMA/OBERON


Thirty-three years after the original hit the nation’s theaters, director Tim Burton’s reboot of Planet of the Apes was released. While Mark Wahlberg is no Charlton Heston by any means, the crashed space station Oberon (or “Calima”, as the apes refer to it) is indeed impressive as it’s not a CGI creation but a realistically-sized prop.

Oberon/Calima was built at one of the film’s locations amid the weird landscape of the Trona Pinnacles, not far from the equally odd Fish Rocks in eastern California. While suitably imposing on film, the futuristic decrepit downed space station looks less so in pre-production surrounded by porta-potties and a pickup truck. Hey, when an ape’s gotta go, an ape’s gotta go!

Shuttled Off This Mortal Coil


Rocketing into space has been described as a roller coaster ride but one space shuttle has found that comparison to be a bit too true. Built in 1988 by Carrington Engineering in Newcastle, Australia, this full-size mockup space shuttle was constructed with the full permission of NASA, who even provided access to some of the actual shuttle blueprints.

Carrington built at least two of the shuttle mock-ups before going into receivership; one of which ended up at the Space World theme park in Kitakyushu, Japan where it’s mounted in launch position within the confines of the park’s Venus roller coaster. Undignified perhaps, but better than Buran Baikal’s fate.

Final Destination Moon?


Holy Iron Sky, Batman, is that the remains of a downed spacecraft or merely the lunar version of the much-ballyhooed Mars Face? The answer depends partly on how open-minded one is; partly on how much credence one puts in the power of pareidolia, the “seeing faces in clouds” phenomenon. What the average observer might think they see is not a face, but something resembling the forward fuselage of a Boeing 747.

Images sourced from NASA’s Clementine moon-mapping mission in 1994 seem to show a long rectangular object lying roughly perpendicular to the rim of the Lobachevskiy crater on the moon’s far side – the dark side, as some call it. As the crater spans 84km (52 miles) from rim to rim, whatever that “something” may be, it’s BIG. The anomaly also displays interesting lengthwise striations and what appears to be a wide, regular concavity along one side.

You’d think if NASA thought they’d found an abandoned spaceship on the moon, they’d send a manned mission to check it out… and so they did, in November of 1969! Astronauts Pete Conrad and Alan Bean, aboard Apollo 12, touched down on the lunar surface a mere 600 feet from the robotic Surveyor 3 lander which at the time had been there for over 2.5 years. The astronauts used a set of bolt cutters to remove several pieces of their automated predecessor and returned them to Earth for study. Reportedly Surveyor did not resist, because resistance is futile.




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